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"We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there."

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divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

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notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

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lennepkade:

BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!

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"and I know I speak like my heart was broken last night
even though it happened last January,
when I thought I was numb from the cold
but I was numb from you
and sometimes everything you left behind cuts into
my tongue and I find myself choking up your name
even though it’s been 3 months since you’ve called
and I’m not sure how your voice still plays in my head
when I can’t even remember how it sounds
and there are scars and bruises all over me that I
could’ve sworn had faded but everyone looks at me
like I’m about to collapse
and sometimes I kiss boys who grab me like they
want to break me and I let them because there’s
nothing left to break
and sometimes they taste like you
and I used to smile like I wasn’t empty
but you’re stuck in my head
and in my heart
and underneath my fingernails
and I’m so sorry but you can’t stay here"

- I’m a collection of unsaid goodbyes and thrown up 3 AM “I miss you’s” (via extrasad)

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sarannosaurausrex:

sportsciencemusic:

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
Is this true

yes.

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unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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fatshitcray:

slowly-embracing-it-all:

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oh-cecil-oh:

raideo:

mugenmcfugen:

bwarch:

zio-masada:

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

this guy is my fucking idol

his pained face just makes this

this man is my hero

this is my favorite post tho

He looks like the pained son of Samwell Tarly and Jon Snow

WHY AM I SO LATE ON THIS

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One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

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jedhenry:

I just learned about painter John Brosio. Wow. 

Here’s his website: http://www.johnbrosio.com

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makena-s:

to the boy who bumped into ME in the hallway four years ago, who turned to me and said “watch it, fat ass!”

the teacher had heard and was going to send him to the principal but i had said that it was okay, it’s no big deal

am i a fat ass now, asshole?

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queefsweat:

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"they fried me yung they said ‘how ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit’ eem the teacher was dyin"

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hipster-trichster:

cloudcuckoolander527:

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

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